Honestly, The Gource tends to be a bit unenthused by the Olympics. For one thing, it pits our athletes against those from other nations, something that should only be done on the battlefield. 
Also, it often leads to debacles (pictured). But this year, we finally have reason to celebrate: a white person has been performing splendidly against foreigners.
Michael Phelps has been showing the world that there is a good reason to hold the Olympics somewhere other than America: it gives our opponents less distance to go when they run home crying.
Frankly, it has been a difficult year for the Olympics. Americans stateside have had to endure the whining of pan-Asians (probably) about the alleged missteps China has taken in its treatment of Tibet (Still? Really? What year is it that we're still discussing this?) and its involvement in the War for The Hearts and Minds of the Sudanese and Also Most of Their Limbs. While the Gource absolutely does not support what China is doing (ever), neither does it support waiting over ten minutes at an important intersection because people have an enormous complaining banner.
And so the Gource anticipated a disappointing Olympics, the sort where people from other countries beat people from our own (American) one. Luckily, that did not happen.
Meet the white man who is beating everyone:
Something to think about whenever anyone suggests that white people aren't superior.
Also, it often leads to debacles (pictured). But this year, we finally have reason to celebrate: a white person has been performing splendidly against foreigners.Michael Phelps has been showing the world that there is a good reason to hold the Olympics somewhere other than America: it gives our opponents less distance to go when they run home crying.
Frankly, it has been a difficult year for the Olympics. Americans stateside have had to endure the whining of pan-Asians (probably) about the alleged missteps China has taken in its treatment of Tibet (Still? Really? What year is it that we're still discussing this?) and its involvement in the War for The Hearts and Minds of the Sudanese and Also Most of Their Limbs. While the Gource absolutely does not support what China is doing (ever), neither does it support waiting over ten minutes at an important intersection because people have an enormous complaining banner.
And so the Gource anticipated a disappointing Olympics, the sort where people from other countries beat people from our own (American) one. Luckily, that did not happen.
Meet the white man who is beating everyone:
Something to think about whenever anyone suggests that white people aren't superior.
2 comments:
I hope they've already started cloning this guy
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